Ummm.... this is a story. the first chapter. title inside

by N.G. Laces Fri May 14, 2010 10:33 pm

Kidnapped by the Legion of
Doom!
Prologue
Faster than a speeding bullet. Stronger than a locomotive. Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound, it‘s…
“Olivia? Hey Olivia nice cloths. Let me guess, sale at the junkyard.” I snapped out of the comic book I was reading and saw a group of popular girls from my school.
Darn it! If I saw them coming I would’ve hid behind the shelves. “Hey, Guys.” I shyly waved. (But believe me I’m not a shy person.) I was standing in the comic book store wearing jeans, a batman t-shirt, sneakers, and a red scarf in my hair called Eve. (Yes my scarf has a name.)
“We’re not guys, we’re girls, even though I can’t say the same for you.” Laughed Tiffany.
“Hello sweetie. Are you ready to go?” my mom walked up behind me.
“Hello Mrs. Johnson.” smiled Tiffany.
“Hello.” My mom smiled back. Tiffany and her posy walked away. “Those girls are nice.” my mom smiled.
“Whatever you say mom.” I sighed. (Don’t feel bad for me, stuff like that happens all the time.)
“Olivia we need to get you new shoes at the outlet.”
I hate shoe shopping! (Okay, now feel bad for me.) Once the torture at the outlet was over I went into my room to read my comic in silence.
“Olivia! Don’t forget to write that English paper.” Yelled my mom.
“Sure thing mom!” I yelled. “Don’t worry Super girl, I’ll read you after I’m done the stupid paper.” I said talking to my comic. “Lets see, my greatest adventure. Hmmmm.”

An Adventure
By: Olivia Tallang Wolfe
Destiny plays its hands in some ways people don’t expect. I thought my fate would be full of animals, comic books, my group of friends and my stories and drawling of super heroes. Yah, I know what you’re thinking: Super heroes? This girl is a nut! But it is true. I LOVED super heroes especially Batman, The Flash, and Wonder Woman. (I was a D.C fan.) I was made fun of a lot not just because I liked things normal girls hated but of my appearance. I was short with poofy hair, I loved wearing overalls (a fashion no-no) and I was always a bit clumsy. While all the “cool” kids giggled and whispered behind my back I was happy as long as I had my friends. Of course you being the reader are probably saying: I don’t want to know about this weirdo’s life I want to read the story! Well guess what Bucko; you will need to know this info in order to UNDERSTAND the story. What you’re about to read has me in the middle of Lex Luthor and the Legion of Doom and Superman and the Justice League. How did I get there? It all started back in 2008 or should I just say 3 years ago.
I was in middle school and it was a normal day in spring .I was in 7th period math, taught by Ms.Ho, and she was going over homework. I could not wait to get home because it was Friday and my parents got me the Justice League Final Frontier DVD. I tapped my pencil and kept looking at the clock anxiously counting the seconds. My homework was in front of me and in my duffle bag on my back was my gym cloths, children scissors, my notebook, extra pencils; the best book ever (the adventures of tom sawyer), and doodle paper. After Ms.Ho was done going over homework she asked if there was any questions. That was when things started getting strange. A sudden wave of color came and I was a cartoon! I looked around and everyone and everything was cartoon too. Next the announcer came on and said,” Tyra Masterson you are needed in the mods.” You are thinking; How is this important! Well in my school Tyra Masterson was a code that meant there was an intruder in the school and the big problem was I was in the mods!
Ms. Ho told us to shut the door and make sure to lock it. We turned off the lights and sat in the back of the classroom. I whispered to my friend, Dani,
“Don’t you wonder why we’re cartoons?”
Dani looked at me weirdly and Ms.Ho shushed me. I could not get why everyone couldn’t see we were cartoons. We then herd footsteps outside the door. I held my breath and prayed it was a police officer. Next we herd a nock at the door and a strange voice say,
“Anybody home?”
At that second I was truly terrified. I herd that voice before. I slid myself behind the teacher’s desk and hugged my knees. We then herd loud bangs on the door until it fell down to the ground. Into the room came the full-fledged, white skinned, green hair, purple jacket clown, the Joker. I of course was afraid of clowns so seeing the Joker made my whole body shake. Joker said in his high and eerie voice,
“Do any of you know where an Olivia Tallang Wolfe is?”
Hearing my name in his voice made me shiver. Dani made a rash decision and yelled, “Never herd of her!”
Joker’s attention then turned to Dani. He smiled (looking really creepy) and said,
“Really Dani, I thought you were her best friend.” Dani’s face was filled with shock and so was mine. He was getting personal! The Joker picked up Dani and Ms.Ho came running forward. Unfortunately Joker punched her in the face and knocked her unconscious. Joker then pointed the flower in his jacket at Dani. I knew Joker had a series of things in his flower (poison, laughing gas, nock out gas, and even acid.) Who new what was in there that time.
“Olivia show yourself or Dani gets a permanent smile on her face.” I was weighing my options. A: Show myself and go with a loon to make Danni safe or B: keep hidden and let my best friend smile for the rest of her life. I made up my mind and stood from behind the desk.
“I’m right here Joker!” I yelled in my bravest voice even though I felt like I was going to puke. He dropped Dani and walked toward me. I held my ground. I was either being very brave or very stupid. He grabbed my arm and yelled,
“This little girl is going out of school early today.” I struggled to get my arm free to give him a piece of my mind that I was NOT a “little” girl, but I never new Joker was so strong. He dragged me to the door and chuckled,
“If anyone follows…. Well I’ll let you find out.” He screeched that horrible laugh of his and dragged me outside. He jumped into a blimp and once the thought crossed my mind who was piloting it, was all clear when I herd a sharp loud,
“Puddin!” It was Harley Quinn. Joker tied my hands behind my back and tied my ankles together. Joker then shoved me into a closet in the blimp, “Hope you are not claustrophobic.” he giggled. WHAT DID HARLEY SEE IN HIM!!! I thought to myself. I felt like talking back but my school was still in danger. Instead I listened to his footsteps walk away. When I was sure he was gone with Harley, I tried to think of ways to untie myself. Then I remembered my scissors in my duffel bag. (That Joker was too stupid to take away from me.) Sure they weren’t the sharpest but they could cut. I slid my bag off my back and started snipping at my ankles. Around an hour later my wrist was hurting because it was rubbing agents the rope, but my work was paying off there was only a few strands left. I started feeling the blimp descending so I began cutting more franticly. I herd footsteps coming towards me so I put the scissors in my back overall pocket. Joker opened the door and chuckled,
“I hope you enjoyed your flight we should be reaching our destination soon.” Since we were probably miles away from my school I decided to talk back.
“Actually I hated my flight, ad were are you taking me!” I yelled. Joker put a creepy smile on his face and said,
“You’ll find out soon enough.” I was through with questions, I was mad. (Well you would be too)
“I HATE YOU, YOU SLIME BALL!!!” Joker then went into a comical discipline tone and said,
“Young lady don’t have that language you will upset Mr. Luther.” My jaw dropped and I herd Harley say,
“Mr. J we’re here.” Joker picked me up and I tried to get out of his clutch.
“LET ME GO! GET YOUR FILTHY HANDS OFF OF ME! I’M WARNING YOU!” I was still being carried off to a building surrounded by trees. Joker went into the building where I was greeted by Lex Luther. I scowled at him and said,
“You know baldy that last time you teamed up with Joker Superman kicked your butt.” He smiled at me and dryly replied,
“Charming”
“Delivered to you right on time.” Joker laughed.
“Good now take her to my room I would like to interrogate her.” Joker was carrying me to a room filled with computers and a chair. Joker dropped me on the chair I was alone with Luther.
“So I am sure you are scared that you are now in another dimension.” Luther asked me. I was more angry then scared.
“What do you want from me?” He smiled and cried,
“INFORMATION! Like Superman’s secret identity.” First he kidnaps me then he expects me to corporate fiction or not I am NOT telling this creep Superman’s identity.
“So you expect me to corporate because?” I made a why should I do this face and Lex said,
“If you corporate then I will send you home without a scratch. If not…” he trailed off, “well you get the picture.” I Hated getting put into situations but I learned from T.V never trust a super villain, especially Lex Luther. But then I noticed something; I had info that he didn’t which meant I did not have to tell him anything if I wanted to. The least I could do is teas him. Why would he hurt me if I were the one with the “information”?
“You know what amuses me barf brain, you’re smart, you’re rich, and yet you can’t defeat the justice league.” his fist tightened so I said, “and by the way I have something you want so it will take a lot for me to spill the beans. Get the picture.”
He gave me a scowl so I scowled back, he didn’t scare me. He called in The Joker and said, “take Ms. Wolfe to the confinement cell I will question her tomorrow.”
I was being carried off by the Joker (again). I was shoved into a cell and was surprisingly happy to be alone. I twisted the ropes around my ankles hard enough that they broke. My legs were free! I stood up and looked for a way to escape. I turned and saw a ventilation shaft. (Of course) what luck! I thought as I kicked the bars (be jealous I was that strong.) and started crawling threw. It was difficult to crawl with my hands still tied behind my back so I wormed more so then crawled. I looked down at the next set of bars that came up and it was a hallway. I thought I saw that hallway when I came in, so I kicked down the door and jumped out. Unfortunately that was the wrong hallway and walking in the hallway was Atomic Skull! (Just my luck.) I thought I was dead. Lex Luther and Joker barely had super powers but Atomic Skull could shoot fire! (Green fire!) I started running in the opposite direction. I herd him shout, “Hey come back here!” I did not look back. I kept running. I then felt something hot on my arm then pain swelled in. I couldn’t help but stop drop and roll. When it was better I tried to quickly get up but it was difficult with my hands behind my back. I turned around and Atomic Skull threw another fireball at me. I turned around and let the fire hit the ropes around my wrists and they quickly smoldered away. I got up and started running again; I couldn’t help but yell,
“Thanks.” behind me. I ran until I reached an elevator, which I quickly opened and hopped inside. I gave a sigh of relief. I turned around to suddenly see Bizzaro.
“What little girl doing here?” questioned Bizzaro?
I was about to debate that I was not a little girl but then remembered that Bizzaro was not the brightest in the Superman episodes. (Yes he was stupid)
“I am here to tell you that besides you and me all the villains are actually super heroes, they lied to you.” I fibbed.
“Bizzaro don’t like to be lied to.”
“Yes you must get them.” I said
“Yes Bizzaro make them pay for lying.” The elevator door opened and Toyman was standing right outside. “Get them!” I yelled. Bizzaro tumbled forward and attacked Toyman.
“Great you get them that way and I’ll go this way.” I ran the opposite direction to find an exit while running I was thinking about Bizzaro, what an idiot! I kept running until I saw a latter leading to the top of the building. I thought surely that if there was a ladder going up there must be a ladder at the top leading down. I went closer to the ladder and was about to climb when I felt my hands go behind my back that was being held by two other hands, it was Luther and he was angry.
“You are a nuisance little girl.” I was sick of being called little!
“THAT’S IT!” I yelled.
I stepped hard on his foot and he let go of me. Then I kneed him where it hurts to be kneed. He yelped in pain then I punched him in the face.
“I am not a little girl.” I yelled.
I quickly climbed up the ladder to the roof. Who knew how much time I had with Luther at the bottom. I looked around for a second ladder but couldn’t find one. (Yah me) I was thinking of what to do when I saw Luther coming up the ladder. I went into full panic mode so I took off my shoe and chucked it at Luther who started falling back to the ground. I looked around for another way down besides facing Luther again; when I saw a tree leading down. I ran to the tree and started to climb down it. When I stepped on one branch it broke and I fell. Small branches scraped my face, arms and legs. My arms were flailing trying to find something to grab onto. At what seemed to be the last second I was able to grasp a branch. I did slow down a bit but my hands slipped and I hit the ground by landing on my left arm. A sharp pain swelled into it. I felt like crying but crying never solved anything I needed to keep moving. I got to my feet and started running. I was never much of a fast runner and with one arm that felt broken I felt like I was carrying dead weight. I tried sprinting as fast as I could. I needed to find a settlement. I saw light peaking threw the trees. It looked like a clearing up ahead of me. I dashed for it and once I was out of the forest I could see not so far away a city. What city it was I knew instantly for I could see on top of a building there was a golden ball that read: DAILY PLANET. I was in Metropolis. I ran to the city. I knew where Lois Lane was, Superman was and I needed Superman. What would he do? I didn’t know. All I knew was he would be a much better help than Luther. While running into the city I thought at first I might cause too much attention because of my battered up look but I had to remind myself that it was a city. People probably thought I was a homeless person. In the city I slowed my pace. I noticed a bench so I decided to sit down and think about what was going on.
Ok I thought. “I get kidnapped by the Joker, Lex Luther wants me to give him information, I am in a different dimension, and I am looking for Superman. THIS IS THE WEIRDEST DAY OF MY LIFE!” (Second weirdest actually… Don’t ask) I suddenly remembered Superman only comes when he is needed and unlike Batman he does not have a signal to call him by. I was thinking about how Lois Lane could help when I herd people screaming. Then I saw Metallo. His human half smiled when he saw me.
“There you are.” he said. He flashed a beam of kryptonite at me and I couldn’t help but laugh.
“Hey metal butt I’m not kryptonian!” I yelled and I ran down an ally way. Dead end! (Who would of guessed?) I had nowhere to go. I just hoped that Superman would notice Metallo in town. Metallo menacingly toward over me and said,
“Silly girl did you really think you could escape me?” An idea came into my head, it was cheesy but worth a try. (And when I say cheesy I mean really cheesy) I looked at the sky beyond Metallo like my eyes were fixed on something and said,
“Superman.” like in dazed amazement when I was really looking at a cloud. Metallo looked up at the sky and in a split second I ran in between his legs and sprinted into the street. Metallo dashed after me and I prayed for a miracle to happen. I kept running for dear life never looking back afraid that if I did it would slow me. I felt a cold hand grab my wrist on the arm that felt broken and twisted it.
“Ahhhhhhh!” I shouted in pain.
“ What happened to you wanting me alive?” He smiled and said,
“My dear, Mr. Luther said not to kill you but he said nothing about a few minor injuries.”
He twisted my wrist harder and I would do anything to get out of his grasp. I looked up and saw the actual Superman! This time for real I muttered,
“Superman.” in awe
“Oh you little brat I’m not falling for that again.”
Just as Metallo finished the sentence Superman swooped down and punched him in the face. Metallo dropped me and fell back. As Superman came into another swoop, Metallo hit him with a kryptonite beam and (unlike me) fell to his knees. I quickly found a pole and jabbed it at his kryptonite battery. He hit me on the head but fortunately I was able to pop the kryptonite out. Metallo hit me really hard so I fell to the ground. My vision was growing darker and darker. I saw a green beam come down and pick up the kryptonite. (Which now I am guessing it was Green Lantern) I saw Superman and felt myself get picked up. I herd Superman say,
“Don’t worry you’re now safe.” The words echoed in my head until my vision went to total darkness.
“Don’t worry you’re now safe, you’re now safe, now safe, safe, safe, safe.”